Lauren: Do you know a guy named Robin something or another who goes to UWSP? I met him last night and he claims to know you. It's homecoming in Eau Claire, so everybody in the world was here from out of town...why the hell weren't you here? Anyway, my mostly sober self was dressed in a chicken costume and I was wandering up and down Water Street with Alley and Stacy (completely trashed), who were dressed in Care Bear suits. These were not your garden variety costumes, either. Oh no. These were fuzzy, full-body, high-quality, carefully crafted costumes. I even had headgear that included a beak, and Alley and Stacy had hoods with ears and tiny little hearts on their asses. Of course, all the drunks had to stop and talk to us and love us and whatnot. In the course of our traipsing up and down the street, weaving in and out of the thousands of drunks (ask Jamie what Eau Claire is like on Homecoming; she came with Amanda Senn once), we encountered your supposed friend Robin. He even videotaped us. Yeah. Ask him about us. Ask to see the tape. I bet it's interesting.